I Love You a Little Bit (I Love My TV a Lot)

I loved you like no other.

We seemed so happy together.

Our love was light as a feather.

But one day you thought you could better.

You fell in love with another,

And held on to me for the comfort.

Just when I thought we were over,

You came back and wanted to start over.

I love you a little bit.

I love my T.V. a lot.

I love you in the morning when the coffee's still hot -

As long as my favorite team hasn't just lost.

I love you a little bit.

I love my T.V. a lot.

All things can be forgiven,

But some things can never be forgotten.

They say time heals all that's broken.

If not loving you is healing, then I'm unbroken.

I love you a little bit.

I love my T.V. a lot.

I love you in the morning when the coffee's still hot -

As long as my favorite team hasn't just lost.

I love you a little bit.

I love my T.V. a lot.

by Michael Stegner

Copyright © 2009

When I Was In Heaven

When I was in heaven

before I was born

I would sing, I would play

in the clouds with the angels and their harps.

They gathered me around

and said my time had come.

Then the angels sang this song for me

to prepare me for the world...

"Sometimes your brains will hurt.

Sometimes your food won't taste quite right.

And sometimes you won't get what you want -

That's more often than not."

I don't want to hear any more.

I just want to stay where I am.

I can't wait to be big and strong.

I'll just run around and do whatever I want.

What do I need to do

to stay up here with you?

I don't want to live down there

in that crazy people stew.

"It's not as bad as it seems.

Some people are really nice down there.

Time will go by so fast...

You'll be back here in a flash."

I don't want to listen any more.

I can see with my own two eyes.

People down there - they can't get along.

Whose to say I won't play along?

When I was in heaven,

before I was born.

The angels sang this song for me

to prepare me for the world.

by Michael Stegner

Copyright © 2009